Yankees Vs. Rangers

In this crazy dream, I was standing in the dugout at a baseball game where the scoreboard indicated the NY Yankees were playing the Texas Rangers.  However, the field was a little league field and all of the players were between the ages of 10 and 12 years old, except for Josh Hamilton, who is the center fielder for the Texas Rangers.  He was standing in the outfield and a couple of balls were hit to him and he made the catch and fired the ball back in.  Since all the infielders were little leaguers, they of course couldn’t catch the balls he was throwing to them.

Then another ball was hit pretty well to him and he started joking out loud about how he was going to make the catch and how good he was.  Then the ball flew 10 feet over his head and he leisurely ran after it, even though his teammates were yelling at him to hustle.  As he got to the ball, he just started skipping around it and never threw it in.

Bed, Bath and Way Beyond

In this strange dream, I was bicycling on a quiet downtown street behind a white Jeep Wrangler.  The Jeep wasn’t going that fast but the driver lost control and the car flipped upside down and then rolled a few times.  When it came to a stop, the driver got out and I asked him if he was ok and if I should call 911.  He said he was fine and that he was just a little drunk.  As we were talking, a red Jeep Wrangler drove by us and got into a similar end-over-end accident.

The guy then saw a Bed, Bath & Beyond store and got all excited and said we should go shopping.  I realized he was gay when we got into the store and he screamed in excitement like a little girl.  He ran off in one direction and I went my own way and found my girlfriend sitting at a table having coffee with a woman I work with.  She completely ignored me so I left the store and got on my bike.

As I was biking home, I needed to find a way to cross the freeway and came upon a cop who pointed me in the right direction.  But when I got to where he directed me to go, it was a small canal that went over the freeway.  I had to float down it but on both sides of the canal were poor people of all ages spitting at me.

Bank Robbery

In this strange dream, I was standing guard in the lobby of a bank while another small group of guys were robbing it.  There was nobody else in the bank besides us but a woman tried to come in through the front door but I told her the bank was closed.  She didn’t seem fazed that I was wearing a black ski mask and just walked away.  I then went to help the other guys gather up the cash.  We didn’t go to the vaults or registers but were on top of the counters, ripping open large white plastic garbage bags that were packed with cash.  We transferred the money to our own big duffle bags and walked all around the bank and dismantled any security devices that could potentially link us to the robbery.

Then suddenly we were no longer in the bank but rather someone’s house; however, we kept walking around smashing things, such as phones and a microwave oven.  We also booby trapped the doors so that if anyone came into the house from the outside, it would set off a bomb.  The cops, SWAT team and FBI all showed up and came in through the front door but it didn’t trigger the bomb.  They also didn’t know we were the thieves so they secured the place and proceeded to set up shop.  They brought in desks and hooked up phones and computers and we were helping them the entire time.  After we got them all set up and said our goodbyes, we walked out the front door and when we slammed it shut behind us, the house blew up.

Motorcycle Delivery

In this weird dream, I was driving in my car up this winding road in a nice residential neighborhood.  The houses looked familiar to me, especially the huge colorful ones at the very top of the hill.  I think I had perhaps seen them in another dream.  When I got to the top they weren’t houses at all, but huge car ports made to look like homes to the people looking up at them from the base of the hill.

I kept driving and it suddenly became dark outside.  The road quickly came to a dead end so I stopped the car.  About 10 feet in front of me fireworks started shooting up in the air.  A motorcycle then came flying over my car and skidded to a screeching halt right behind me.  I got out to see what was going on and this huge guy in all black leather got off the bike and said, “Here’s your motorcycle.”

Asian Wrap

In this funny dream, I was in a small bedroom – might have been in a hospital – with a dead Asian man who was lying on his back in a twin bed underneath the sheets.  His face was completely pale but to make sure he was in fact dead, I checked his pulse by grabbing his wrist.  He had no pulse so I tried wrapping him up in the sheets with the intent of disposing of his body.  The door suddenly flew open and three naked and very attractive Asian women poured into the room and the dead Asian man instantly sat up in the bed.

Hillbilly Hoop Dreams

In this bizarre dream, I was walking up a small grassy hill and saw a bunch of backwoods hillbillies – perhaps inbreeds – playing basketball on the hillside.  There wasn’t a basketball court but they didn’t seem to care, even though the ball kept bouncing down the hill.  There was one guy who stood out from the others since he was in a police uniform and looked normal.  For some reason I knew he had recently won a $59 million law suit and that these hillbillies were working for him illegally.

I sat in the dirt watching them play and noticed a black wallet half buried in the ground.  There was lots of cash in it so I quickly put it in my pocket.  Then I noticed money all over the ground and frantically stuffed the bills down my pants until I saw some hillbillies coming my way.  There was a house nearby so I quickly walked towards it and then I found myself in the garage doing bicep curls.  A few hillbillies walked by me, all carrying wads of crumpled up cash.

The River Wild

In this weird dream, I was swimming upstream in a massive river that was producing ocean-like waves.  Like a determined salmon, I plowed through wave after wave and finally got to a slow part of the river and got out to rest.  As I sat there, I saw a guy sitting on a large rock in the middle of the river with the water rushing by him on both sides.

He stuck his hand in the river and the water to his left almost came to a standstill.  To his right, he created a massive wave-like ramp and a few guys were surfing down the river and jumping off it.  Some guys were also body surfing over it and since I didn’t have a surfboard, I thought I’d give that a try.  When I got back into the water, the current immediately took me off in the opposite direction and I got sucked down the rapids and tumbled over a bunch of massive rocks.