Turning Hotdog Buns Into Donuts

In this funny donut dream, I owned an auto mechanic shop but quickly realized I was also selling donuts.  Apparently they were really good since everyone that came into the shop was there for the donuts, not to have their car repaired.  From what I could tell there was nobody making the donuts but there seemed to be an endless supply of them in a large stainless steel box.

Eventually, a customer told me we were running low on donuts.  I didn’t know quite what to do so I opened the steel box and saw a bunch of hot dog buns.  I grabbed a bun, kneaded it into a ball, and in a few seconds it turned into a delicious-looking donut.

Neon Boy Turns Into Neon Snake

In this bizarre snake dream, there was a group of kids sitting on their bikes in an open dirt area of a wooded park.  One of the boys biked away from the group, crossed over a small wooden bridge and then got off his bike.  As he was walking his head turned different neon colors: pink, orange, blue, etc.

He then walked up a small hill and morphed into a large black python, but his skin was still changing colors.  He eventually slithered into a small cave at the top of the hill and I found myself in there with him.  However, he was a little kid again and was sitting on a nest of snake eggs.

Uncomfortable Threesome

In this dream, I was sitting on a couch with a girl I didn’t know, but apparently she was my girlfriend.  She was telling me how broke she was and I remember her saying she only had $38 in her savings account.  Sitting to my left was an ex-girlfriend of mine and I felt really uncomfortable, since the two of them had never met.

My girlfriend started going into detail with my ex about things she that turned her on when we were getting physical.  My ex-girlfriend then started to share stories of her own about when I dated her.  At this point I got up and said, “I’ll let you two talk, I’m out of here.”

A Hole in the Door and a Sword in my Chest

In this scary dream, I was in my apartment sleeping when I was awoken by a noise coming from right outside my front door.  I got up to check it out and was shocked to see that a small hole had been cut in my door and a hand was reaching in to try and undue the lock.  The person must have heard me and quickly jerked their hand away.  A couple of seconds later a large sword was thrust through the hole and the blade just missed my stomach.

I grabbed his wrist and started pulling hard and he dropped the sword.  However, he was able to free up his hand and pulled it back through.  Knowing he didn’t have his weapon, I bent down to look through the hole and immediately another blade was coming toward my right eye.  I pulled back and the blade missed my face but hit me square in the chest and I woke up instantly.

Stepping on Knives and Throwing Scissors

In this strange dream, I was running through the woods with some guy I didn’t know, chasing after my brother and a group of his friends.  I thought it was perhaps a recreational event – like capture the flag or paintball – until I stepped on the handle of a large hunting knife and it flew straight up, nearly piercing my face.  As I kept running, I stepped on a few more knives with the same result every time.  We stopped and the guy said, “Let me take care of this.”

Before I could object, he had doused a rag with gasoline and lit it on fire.  He then threw the flaming rag in the direction of my brother and his friends.  When the rag landed it triggered a huge explosion so we walked off in the other direction.  As we were walking we looked down at a parking lot and saw the group of guys getting into one of their SUVs.  We were at least 100 yards away but with all my might a chucked a pair of scissors at them.  Surprising, they made it to the parking lot and landed close to them.  However, they didn’t even notice and got in their car and drove away.

I’m Skiing….No Wait, I’m Flying

In this cool flying dream, I was at the Heavenly Valley ski resort in South Lake Tahoe, ready for a day of skiing.  It was Spring time so there was not a lot of snow, especially at the base of the mountain.  As I skied further down the hill, there was less and less snow until I was eventually skiing on dirt.  To my left there was a steep drop off but the mountain was covered in fresh snow and there was lots of it.

I decided to ski down this terrain and eventually went over this small jump.  Once I got elevated I kept climbing higher until I was flying over the large pine trees.  I flew for a while until I was eventually over Lake Tahoe and then I started to descend quickly.  I landed in the lake and glided across the water until I quickly hit the shore, which turned out to be the base of the ski resort.

No San Francisco Street Signs in New York

In this funny dream, I was driving in NY City with my parents and we were completely lost.  We wanted to get back to California and were looking for road signs to San Francisco but of course didn’t see any.  I pulled off on an exit, which led us to a golf course.  I was on the first tee box with an older guy who was getting ready to tee off.  The hole was ominous as you had to drive over a massive canyon and the fairway on the other side was narrow and covered with sand traps.  The guy teed off with an 8 iron and hit his ball into the canyon.  His caddy suggested he club up and handed him a 7 iron.  The guy then hit his second shot into the canyon.

Then I was back in the car driving.  Even though we were in NY, the streets were extremely hilly and I was catching air since I was driving way too fast.  I blew past an exit that my Dad was convinced was the one we needed to take to get back to California.  He said, “Damn it, that was our exit!  Don’t you know where you’re going?”  I sarcastically replied, “No Dad, I was born in Northern California.  Remember?  You were there.”